• corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    8 months ago

    Twin.

    I wish I could properly state the right of first sale he has, given it’s his DNA (well, he has mine, anyway).

    Fun fact: organs donated between perfect twins have no short- or long-term rejection issues. So unlike a regular donation that prolongs life for a decade or two, if he can drug me and steal my kidneys in sleazy Mexican motel, it’s a permanent fix.

    Hell, when I go, maybe he’ll take a spare kidney or pancreas or something, and just, you know, hook them up. Totally fine with me.

    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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      8 months ago

      Imagine taking everything. Splice both kidneys in there and get that ultra pure blood. Climb Mount Everest with no supplemental oxygen using a second set of lungs. Four nuts.

      If I had a twin, he’d have to watch his back