If I’m not the farmer?
I would follow a pre-scripted path depending on the day of the week and season, and refuse to accept more than two gifts. I would be a romance option, but the annoying kind that stays inside most of the time so it’s hard to build rapport.
For extra credit, I would post ads inexplicably asking for someone to bring me a topaz to rub on my sore knees.
Definitely hide so that they can’t complete their quest of meeting all the people.
Me sell hats, okey pokey?
Question: Are we being thrown in to the game as one of the other existing characters?
If so, then it really matter which character.
If I am Linus I try to get a shave and maybe a checkup at a free clinic. It’s a long road ahead.
If I am Abigail, I play some Chrono Trigger and do some sword practice.
If I am the Mayor, I GET MY GOD DAMNED UNDERWEAR BACK! :)
Also, as Abi you can snack on rocks. Mmmm
No, just as yourself, with what you have on you right now.
Head to the caves/mine and smash epic beasts.
[…] smash epic beasts
you picked a very lenient verb to designate whatever actions you’re going to inflict on the monsters
flirt
Yoink the lucky purple shorts (I’ll trespass so fuck the relationship meter requirement), put it in the middle of town.
