• Keeps demons away

Whomever draws the dildo from the statue shall be crowned king or queen of degeneracy.

Even if it’s attached to a girl, SMH

Lol

I think everyone should play factorio for at least a few hours. It will be some of the most interesting 17 months of their lives.

Microsoft Windows ME is the Battletoads of operating systems.

The final boss is acknowledging the hubris of believing you could ever win.

Lemmy IPO in 3 weeks. Sell your doge, buy LEMY

Make and bring my lunch to work every day. It takes planning and discipline, but over a year, saves me about $12/day, or $3,130 a year.

Viet Cong. Bad news. Never get out of the boat.

Dont let roombas learn how to use machineguns.

Zeus feared that with fire, humans would become powerful enough, maybe not to rival the gods, but certainly enough to stop fearing them so much, and to stop relying on them.

Zeus believed (rightly so) that humans who could master fire would undermine his power and control over them. This would be a threat to the stability of his rule over the pantheon.

He wasn’t a loving god, and he never really approved of us to begin with. We were just playthings for the gods, created from the earth, but animated by esssences from the gods (tears, sweat, blood, I dont fully remember) and made in their likeness, with big intellects and free will, but smaller, like dolls.

Then the gods started breeding with the humans and everything went completely to shit.

Stargate SG-1 TV series

Use https://fallingfruit.org/ to get free, fresh food. Maybe once a week ill hit up the fruit trees and get a huge amount of free citrus, mangoes, almonds, loquats and fresh herbs (lemongrass, rosemary and lavendar mostly). There is also a ridiculous amount of olive trees on public land in my city, if I had the time and inclination to brine them properly I could probably make 20kg a week during the fruiting season. But I could never use or even give away that much olive.

I havent paid for limes, lemons, oranges or mandarins in years and I consume at least a couple kilos a week.

But the pizza base is bread, and bread is a soup.

What is pizza?

A playstation 1 game called Nightmare Creatures.

I spilled some on my pug and he turned into a greyhound.

Be careful she doesn’t OD on anti-ageing serums and turn into a baby. It would be seriously annoying being married to a baby.

Ask nicely if they can scooch past. Id be mortified that I was in the way at all.

My parents said they would never get divorced.