Flyberius [comrade/them]

2 hours a day?! Go you, you fucking beast.

I run 25k a week and do about 100 crunches a day, maybe some pushups and resistance bands if I remember to. I tend to just listen to my body. 2 meals a day, usually a big meal in the evening and a small breakfast/lunch.

Protein post workout and a good mix of carbs, fibre and protein all the rest of the time.

Children of Ruin is a great book.

Bidets and butt hoses.

It’s comments like this that epitomise the culture on Reddit and something that I’m glad I don’t see a lot of on Lemmy.

And slashed pantaloons

That really is the funniest thing I’ve read all day.

I sincerely hope this is a bit… Otherwise I’m sad that someone can be this stupid

There’s this advert on YouTube shorts for some therapy app or service whatever and it’s just vulgar.

It’s this bearded dude filming himself washing his face and I guess the camera POV is on his basin or whatever.

The whole thing is meant to come across as though he is an influencer that you’ve not heard of, that this is a random video of his that you’ve stumbled across, and that this is just an observation that he’s made about therapy that he’s relaying to you whilst he exfoliates his putrid flesh.

I’ve nothing against therapy at all, but this commodification of it, and the way it dishonestly tries to sell it to you is simply capitalism all over. Most people probably need therapy because of the trauma this system has caused on people and yet here it is trying to sell you the cure as well.

To top it all off, watching this 2010s hipster relic scrub his face with soap is nail curlingly vile and I have no idea what the angle is other than trying to make this not appear to be an advert.

Why? Because people feel what they feel.

I’ve had physical esx servers running this many VMS simultaneously, and I can totally see why a hobbiest or dev would have a need for this many VMs on standby. You are sane, yes

Piss, shit, get out of bed

How to make a woman climax.

Answer, scale a mile high sheer rock wall.

A helicopter

I just main line the stuff

Leons ketchup is actually pretty nice. Lacks the sweetness of your garden variety ketchup.

I can’t shit most of the time. When I can it is a flood of liquid. I’ve been like this for a couple of weeks now.

I’m currently suffering in a state of half constipation, half diarrhea. I imagine it’s something like that.

Can’t remember specifics, but I do remember playing the point and click adventure game on Steam, that was a blast

Who wouldn’t use a lump sum of money to help those closest to them?

Probably yeah. I seem to remember some sort of YouTube science video doing something like this.

You’d have a bucket of water I’m pretty sure