Downvotes duh

Does for 96% of the market lol

I use Windows because it just works

I lived in Paris for a year, speak french and respect people who work extremely difficult jobs in the most tourist-heavy city on the planet

I think I met three or four grumpy cunts in that year. Considering everything, that’s a miniscule percentage

Bear in mind these people aren’t being false-nice. They don’t rely on tips to feed their kids

Who complains the most about the so-called french “attitude”?

Brits and Yanks, the ones that think cleaners and waiters are beneath them and need to dance to earn tips

Makes sense

France - treating people the same no matter what they do for a living.

It’s really nice to be respected even if you’re a cleaner or a bin man, and very much deserved

Hold on, I’ll phone the Romans and ask them why they didn’t make the pont du Gard wheelchair accessible

In my dad’s era, a bit of crumpet was something completely different

I love monkey puzzle trees! They look like they’d be so easy to climb

I don’t like trying to climb them though

A pendantii

What’s the resistance of fuckin SPAM in ohms?

See?

The “whilst obvious hyperbole” bit is the clue. The two situations/comments/opinions are just examples, never happened and never will

It wouldn’t have mattered what examples I’d made up, someone like you would come along and go “wELL aKShULLy”

Fucksake!

There was one user that was constantly creating communities for Japanese cartoons

Fuck me it was like swatting flies, but then I realised I should just block the user!

Ta-dah, no more suspiciously-pseudo-pedo shit cluttering up my “all”

To be honest, “citrussy” just means “We’re not very good at making beer yet so we just chucked hops at it until it was drinkable and called it craft”

They’re the same types that appear in comment threads with contradictory arguments to literally fucking anything -

“We should save the whales”

“Yes but my cousin got splashed by a whale on a boat trip as a toddler and now has a terrible phobia that makes her wheeze whenever she sees one. Do you want that, is that what you want?”

“We should plan walkable cities”

“OH MY GOD SHES IN A WHEELCHAIR TOO DO YOU ONLY EVER THINK ABOUT YOURSELF YOU ABLEIST”

😂

My theory is that they’re just unbelievably bo-o-o-o-oring, humourless people with nothing to add to a conversation but a desperate need for attention

As much as I despise the fat-tongued mockney, Jamie Oliver’s website is the only one I’ve seen that has the ingredients and method on two tabs so you can flick between them

Dunno why they’re not all like that

It’s an intercultural joke from where I’m from.

I’m sorry that you’re so bo-o-o-ring that you can neither appreciate nor spontaneously produce humour, and that you have to resort to pretending to be morally superior to try to get attention for yourself by randomly calling people racists like some sort of yank

The hot tub effect.

People go on holiday, use a tub and decide they simply must have one at home

Then find out they’re just a gigantic pain in the arse that guzzles electric

Are you simply dying to be offended on someone else’s behalf darling? Sweety?

Pour yourself a large G&T, poppet, there’s a dear

Can we just aim it at Belgium and all have a jolly good laugh?