NoIWontPickAName

I may have lost everything else, but I won on minimum wage and abortion.

I guess that will have to be my bellwether

Wait… you’re not washing your asshole are you?

You can’t be having fingers near your butt, same with wiping

Sliced bread is like a store bought tomato, once you’ve had the homegrown/baked version, you are fucked.

Yep. :(

The million in cash inside the suitcase of the car with the locked trunk

So how does everyone know about the money?

Why does a whisk work better than a stick blender?

Bring back Pluto!!!

That’s just a hook and line, there’s no bait on there

I still dont

Mustard or Mayo?

Why would anyone be clutching pearls here?

Bullshit! Obviously there can only be one correct viewpoint and it’s mine

I’ll be damned, you’re right.

The Super Nintendo Standard

For 20 bucks at Walmart you can get a nice set of over the ear hook ones with a cord in between them and they have three different tiles of ear inserts and then another thing that sort of keeps them in place but is also a replaceable movable thing I don’t know how to describe it.

They are loud enough that I keep the hearing protection set on my phone and last 12 hours per charge, which covers the drive to work, 10 hour shift, and the drive home.

I was going to use them as a stopgap to better ones, but I am very pleasantly surprised, especially since they are Walmart brand.

The tips have come off when I have them around my neck but not in my ears, but they aren’t designed for that, and it’s only happened twice working and once sleeping with them in

The other guy already said weed

I could a few years back, it was a hell of a summer

This better not unlock something in me

Did they stutter? The pain is part of the experience