What am I missing

It would be boring if I said The Empire Strikes Back so I’m going to say The Thing instead

Hello fellow escapee. You might recognize the one I commented on here lol

No I just thought it was funny. But in reality the worst “sermon” (so to speak) I attended was when the speaker started going off about men in tight pants and women in “spanx”. He very clearly didn’t understand what spanx were and was most likely talking about yoga pants. That’s not even to mention the homophobic rant where he implied that all fashion designers were perverted gay men who designed tight pants so that they could look lustfully at other men in tight pants

That one where Trump held up a bible