Install Firefox and unlock origin

Nah, I’m gonna own it because if they don’t like KiNG MALA then they probably won’t like being with me

Yeah but then you have to watch football. Why go through the suffering? Lol

You can also just pirate

This has been my solution for a long time.

Seventh Day Adventists

Damn nevermind I’ll keep my tips to myself and your girl

The scientific method

The prompt says worst case scenario 😂

🤡 honk

Here to point out Personal Electronic Terminal was very much on the table at one point

Nope

Your IT dept tells jokes about you regularly