ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]

Dude I can smell the greasy hair through my screen

To my knowledge

Your “knowledge” is years of reddit threads and a lifetime of immersion in US imperial propaganda meant to dehumanize its enemies while justifying its own endless violent interventions.

Before lgbtq rights, the excuse was spreading democracy, and before that it was “bringing civillization.” The truth is, the US doesn’t give a shit about their rights, it only cares about using them as an excuse for mass murder. They actively make life more dangerous for queer people around the world by using queerness as a human shield for their activities, same as Isreal does with jewishness, tying them together in the eyes of a casual observer, lying to its victims that “we are bombing you because you are homophobic/antisemetic and we are Jewish/queer” while it simply bombs them for their land and resources.

America does not defend queer people, it puppets them into the line of fire.

It’d be like if I kept you in a basement for 20 years, then murdered an entire neighborhood of people, then put up a billboard saying “I did this so ToucheGoodSir could have a place to live, because I love him.”

And then other people looked at that billboard and said “wow, that ShimmeringKoi sure treats his friends well.”

Ha, there it is, couldn’t resist propagandizing for long using the same excuse currently being used to justify the genocide of Palsetinians

Construction and development

You can finance a pizza

Worked for me, I naturally align with chill people who dunk on bigoted nerds

Dorkass concern troll spotted, nuance up a better hobby

Irony poisoning

Does a bear proxy shit in the woods?

Because suffering scours away the parts of us that are not Australian

The FMV parts of Jedi Knight 2

Just the finest 90s shlock

Thx!

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Pretty much every single episode is the funniest goddamn thing I’ve ever heard

Their story of being at the last tenacious d show is gold standard shit

Depends on how good you look bald I guess. Either way, good to accessorize

Friend gave me one of those pre-workout energy drinks and it got opened so I didn’t want to let it go to waste. Effect was “I can’t sleep and I’m angry”

My internal legal counsel has advised me not to discuss the topic with myself

Takes things personally right away and isn’t yet very good at sarcasm or snark. But you know, that could just be and awkward adult too

All of them except one that I call the Bill Hicks Gambit

The one where Matt Berry’s character freaks out and dumps his girlfriend after finding out she’s trans, and we’re meant to be sort of on his side