You could also try to get a tungsten replica of your genital. It’s probably more expensive though.

Linux. Luckily we have such a great FLOSS kernel to free is from the Gates and the Jobs of this world.

This graph gives me some Corona flashbacks.

It’s very good for servers. I wouldn’t use it on desktop.

Not niche, but surely exotic: NixOS, a distribution that is configured via a purely functional language. There is no such thing as installing or uninstalling packages, you add or remove things from your configuration and then simply apply that configuration.

How about Finland?

Program a video game

Or crush them. Depending on hardness.

Prevents nuclear annihilation

Just say ladies. That’s polite.