God, you’re so fucking right. And usually in the Midwest if it’s a local place, the pizza can either be pretty damn good, or just gross and locals will still say it’s the best ever. my city does have a pretty good NY style pizza place though.

That said, I don’t mind my local Papa John’s. Their crust is kinda sweet, and I like that it’s soft.

Doing the Lord’s work

My town has one. And I honestly wish it didn’t. On one hand I can see why it’s nice to have something like that: quick communication in case an emergency happens, you can tell people directly about events and such that might be happening around the area, you can get to know some of your neighbors if you so choose.

I don’t like it because the one for my town is just your basic chatroom, except everyone knows everyone else lives within 10 miles or so of each other. It feels gross to me, and I’m not entirely sure why. It’s populated by adults anywhere from their 20s to their 50s and 60s, as well as teenagers between the ages of 13-19. It just gives me the ick when I see someone in their 40s being very friendly to a teen in a chatroom.

Solid color polos and khakis

Ratatouille.

I take it he’s a bit of a loser?

Anything by Meat Canyon (at least when I first discovered him)

I like their titles

Pretty much everything.

Double Beefy Crunch Burrito. If it’s made right, goddamn those hit the spot every time.

Other than that, try a Baja Blast freeze if they have them.

A close family member of mine got fired from their teaching job because someone lied and said they had kidnapped a student.

In reality, they were trying to help them get away from an abusive home situation, and the guardian straight up lied to everyone and everyone took their side instead.

I specifically was craving protein last night, but not my usual junk food drive-thru “protein” on a bun. So I went out and got stuff to make a nice little meat sauce for some pasta at home, and damn did it hit the spot.

That shit was my jam when I was a kid

My God, I have not been more bored watching an action movie. I actually turned it off because it was putting me to sleep and I just thought the whole thing was dumb.

And I like marvel movies.

Goldmember

I don’t have any brand loyalty, but I do get certain brands of things because I know I don’t like the other stuff.

Cumtown. Three comedians from New York just riffing about anything and everything. I think it’s hilarious (usually) and they have some imo legendary bits, like Ben Shapiro getting raped by Mr. Feeney when he was a kid, Judge Dredd vs. The Mask, them talking mad shit about Jordan Peterson and making fun of his voice; even just talking about a hypothetical of one of the guys buying $40,000 worth of chocolate to commit fraud with.

You guys ever listened to Corey Feldman?

The Kinder’s fry and burger sauces are pretty damn good. They’re kinda tangy, with a hint of spice on the back of the tongue. Whataburger fries are really good in it.

I posted on another thread similar to this one, where I worked in a sports bar where we made our own Nashville hot sauce and that stuff was the bomb on our fries. Mixed with a little bit of ketchup (about 60/40) and it was absolute gold.

You can never go wrong with a ketchup/ranch mix. I’ve never tried the premade stuff, but Red Robin’s ranch mixed with ketchup is really damn good.

Can you send me some?