the new name is equally terrible, at least in terms of pronunciation.

All my others cats love it, especially in the summer.

My 5yo cat can’t sploot. She doesn’t know how to, and she doesn’t want to (when assisted).

You can’t buy them anymore. They’re all got delisted from every store by the publisher.

20 - 55

Why does pizza taste good at any (edible) temperature? Hot pizza, lukewarm pizza, room temperature pizza, chilled pizza, cold pizza, any of those tastes fucking amazing in their own way, how? (I don’t think frozen pizza is counted as edible).

In my custom, it’s the birthday person to gives other gifts on their birthday. Send ME gift, you.

International Cat Day (August 8th)

and Black Cat Appreciation Day (August 17th).

Lies and exaggerated advertising.

No, it’s not “best in the world” or “lightning fast”, it’s an entry level $200 GPU!

No, it doesn’t have “crystal clear high-res screen”, it’s just a budget phone!

No, that tampon will not change my lifestyle!

No, that perfume will not make guys drooling over me!

I’m ok with “it’s decent quality with an affordable price”.

I’m ok with “it’s the best budget-friendly option”.

I’m ok with “it’s not the best in the world, but it’s definitely worth a try”.

Try higher heat with shorter time. Also preheat the oven first.

Yeah, so when the world finally burn, the fire would spread faster 🤞😁

Transition from toilet paper to the Three Seashells.

Old Logitech are great. New Logitech are cheap craps.

While we’re at the matter, could you recommend a small woofer that’s not break the bank but good enough for music (no genre in particular, I listen to all kind of stuff).

Yeah, it’s the Doppler effect that creates those cool sounds from the bystanders perspective.

10 hours/day on YT and Netflix

Depressed

Existential dread

Anxiety

Eat

Sleep

(In no particular order).

Be patient with a baby/child and not getting frustration… They may not always do what you want and it’s important to understand that it’s not on purpose, they don’t know any better (literally).

Stay away from Asus if you value warranty.

My entire family’s logic:

_Drop electronic devices in water

_Pick it up

_Swing it a few times

_Immediately and furiously try to turn it on to see if it’s still work.

Been using Steam for over 10 years but never got asked to do any survey. Is it something you need to turn on or register to? I would love to add my VR headset, my MacBook air (yes I game on it on-the-go), and my ancient PC from 2012 to the statistics.