And for a buy-it-for-multiple-lifetimes citrus juicer to get juice for the blender, there’s the Nemco 55850.

Boston Rob

if you don’t mark them

This is why, whenever I’m truly happy, I whip it out and pee in the nearest vaguely vertically-oriented object.

I sneak into your bedroom every night with a syringe of novicain.

Nobody’s suggesting to save every penny. Just save enough to make sure you’re not homeless or hungry when your body and mind aren’t capable of earning an income beyond that of a Walmart greeter.

Found the Sonos employee.

What’s lemmy? My grandson told me these were the reddits.

Uses spaces instead of tabs.

Chickens were domesticated around 8000 years ago.

First phone: Conair Transparent Trimline

First computer: Tandy 1000HX in 1990, but before that I used my grandpa’s Macintosh SE.

Also noteworthy is misotheism. Seems OP counts as both.