Restaurant Christmas party, guy walks out of the bathroom drunk af and tripping on shrooms with his dick out. Owner and their kid were right there when he came out. Instantly fired and lucky he’s not a sex offender

Deglaze with your favorite beer

Can we just mean corporate speak in general. I can’t fucking stand all the buzzwords that get tossed around

Probably at least in the 1k range

Back to the future part 1

CallMeKevin if you’re into video games and someone who doesn’t take them too seriously

Secrid card slide wallet

Weed pen

iPhone 13 pro

Time is illmatic

Keep static like wool fabric

Pack a 4-matic to crack your whole cabbage

Black bears, mountains southeast USA

Charles Bradley’s cover of Changes by Black Sabbath.

He sings it dedicated to his mom and that gets me every time.