Everyone dies since everyone is guilty of at least one crime. Fortunately there are no prison guards or cops, since they’re all awaiting trial in jail too.
I feel like I’ve taken the slippery slope in the other direction.
For odd outcomes, every birth results in a death down the line, so banning mums or something.
In the 40k Infantrymans Uplifting Primer, the penalty for attempted suicide was death by firing squad.
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