🕸️ Pip 🕷️

1. When she takes pictures of me when I’m not looking and genuinely cherishes them no matter how weird I look

2. She said she wouldn’t mind living in my country, which is something very heartfelt to me considering we both have close relationships with our parents and live across the globe right now. It’s a big commitment and she’s willing to make it for me.

I’m also willing to do the same for her :]

This is exactly why during my solo shift I turn off the music completely. I want silence. Beautiful, delicious silence.

Mermaid melody Pitchi Pitchi Pitch! It played early in the morning every day in one of my country’s public networks

ΝΑΙ ΓΑΜΩ. Even though my family works in the tourism industry (because my island literally only has that. Any sort of local economy was eradicated and everything is incredibly overpriced and imported), I have felt the negative effects deep in my soul, so much so I wish it would just dissolve even if that means they need to find another way to make a living. I’ll be damned if I ever willingly work for traditional tourism (ecotourism I will consider)

Most places in the south

The mastodon feed I’ve painstakingly curated for myself

What’s wrong babe? 😥 You haven’t done your bi-weekly coffee enema yet

One might say both. They may be useful for skin breathability reasons, but even if their purpose is aesthetic, an aesthetic outfit can really get you in the mood and motivated to work out. The purpose will be served regardless 😌

100 Mbps, 30€/month, fiber optic cable, no data cap 👌

Also- White Snow 👀👈👈

Oh. My. Fucking. God. Eve’s White Snow

So one summer while me and my cousin were broke and bored, we decided to pimp out her feet as she has crazy long toes and apparently some foot fetish dudes enjoy that niche.

I set up an Instagram, we decided that I would be the manager and media representative (AKA answer the messages on the account for her) and she would provide the goods (long toes)

One dude started messaging the account praising her toes and I would of course be as courteous as possible. Soon enough we got him to place an order. Only problem was, he only used cashapp to send money, something not available in our country, which should have stopped us initially but we tried finding a workaround.

Where we (or I) fucked up? He said he wanted to see the video before sending any money.

I, a dumbass, sent the video.

Never heard back from him.

Thankfully the video wasn’t even of significant production value (very clearly an amateur job) and the only thing sacrificed was the dignity of my cousin’s toes.

Safe to say that discouraged us and we haven’t attempted to do that again since.