What came first was a CEO decided he wanted a new holiday home and a 5m raise.

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There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the entire solar system.

holy shit you barbarians.

What’s clearing leave? Is that an American concept?

Is it me or is mozilla kinda turning into a cunt lately

They shrunk their breakfast sausage product line and focus on grass fed meats.

Lingy with baked beans. Cut each bite and eat with fork. Run each bite in the bean slurry.

Thanks pal. The phosphoric acid in the soda burnt my asshole. Now I cant wipe at all.

Better: Bless the meat, damn the skin, open your kisser and cram it in.

No. If it isnt worth reading now then it isn’t worth reading

Most public bathroom tissue is exactly one molecule thick.

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Floorp is made by 3 guys in a basement. Dont count on it being around.

Dont feel bad, the smartest kid in our school now pumps gas.

Maybe they shouldn’t.

The statements are both true. Also, the best way to get someone to accomplish something is to tell them it can’t be done.

Nicotine is 7 times more addictive than heroin. It’s unlikely you’ll be able to stop.

Well Star Wars seems to take two approaches: some races seem to be force sensitive as an implicit property, i.e Yoda’s race (whatever TF that is). Then for every other race force sensitivity is sort of randomised in a Ralph Tresvant way.

Well that’s a good point. But how would he train them?