Chunky bars. Kids like raisins in their chocolate, right?

The Wet Bandits

Dental plan

Dental plan

Wisecracking robots who drink alcohol.

Itchy and Scratchy scratch my itch.

Just say no

Did you break both of your arms?

Those grilled cheese burritos slap. I remember when I first got one, it was larger than I expected but it was so good. Can’t go wrong with steak.

They both genuinely hate trans people though. Hell, Musk disowned his own trans daughter. Like if he was just in it to divide the population he wouldn’t be treating his trans child so horribly.

There’s a lot of bad games that I’ve played, but I’m going to go with any Simpsons game pre GameCube era (except for the arcade game). So many janky controls and games that didn’t utilize the Simpsons IP well.

Same with Mario’s Time Machine. Such a waste of an interesting concept.

Throw them around your office like frisbees.

Taking fiber supplements

The words “finish him” will be a lot more common.

Old Bay

Never, they’re the Internet equivalent of those people who listen to their music in public without headphones.

The first Pokemon movie came out during the height of Pokemania, so I’d say they timed it perfectly. The Simpsons are the complete opposite, with the movie coming out years after the golden age ended.

Librarians from what I’ve heard. They usually require a masters degree but the pay usually doesn’t reflect that.

I don’t know if it counts as tech per se, but phone calls. It used to be the case that many if not most phone calls people received were important, so they would have a good reason to answer the phone. These days most calls are spammers or scammers and a lot of people don’t answer the phone because of this. With spoofing, even calls that appear to be from a legitimate number can easily be a scam, and it’s hard to trust any calls these days.