You signed the forms, you knew what you were agreeing to

He’s dead. The aliens took issue and doubled back.

Athena sprung out of Zeus’s head like a bad splitting headache. So, uh, the world is either gonna get a lot more wise or a lot more violent

I liked the soft gradient XP icons, though maybe that’s just the nostalgia talking

10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, and 90 year olds are NOT welcome!

It really isn’t. I do agree that for most purposes a static network with some central public nodes is the answer, but I want something more dynamic

My mum used to be that way sometimes, but we’ve called her out on it enough times in public that she knows that she doesn’t have our support and she has slowly learned to stop doing that

They’re saying it wrong. The question is: “yerright?” which could be interpreted as “are you alright?” but has enough wiggle room for “you are right” and “I acknowledge your rights”.

Easy.

Easy fix: “Hi, I’m Abe/Adi/Dolf”

If you really want to experience time, stare at an analog clock without a seconds hand, for 5 excruciating minutes.

A washing machine minute is 20 normal minutes

A lot of them have pretty good PostmarketOS support too, so can double down as a Linux server if you ever move on to another devicd

right?!?

“You don’t need to be smart, you just need to be useful.”

I live by this creed everyday and it’s served me well. I don’t count myself as smart, but I do have some skills that others dont and vice versa and that’s enough to get stuff done

I wanna take you to a gay bar

You gotta admire the creativity and craftsmanship

Did the dead lizard have a green afro?

Angelsächsisch…

Genuine Answer: Predestination

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predestination_(film)

There might be an All My Circuits episode in that vein https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79v6wWIoY18