Probably played some golf on the moon.

A few of the supermarkets in my country have this as an option for staff. Since the pandemic there’s been an alarming rise in public attacking shop staff.

The lockpicking lawyer scares me.

Ice cold water with a slice of lemon.

Yeah if your desk is stuck just in one position that’s obviously going to be bad. Most ‘standing’ desks are actually height adjustable. You can spend some time standing some time sitting. But maybe even more important, you can adjust the desk to the right height rather than just adjusting your chair.

Like a fucking Valkyrie.

To me Dune is too big for movies. It should have been a series. We’ve had two long films and they’ve cut the book down so far they still barely make sense. The end of Dune two should have been the end of a first season of 8-10 hour long episodes.

The cheapest card you can find with and leave the price sticker on.

If you don’t have a desk phone (or desk) then you’d have a company supplied mobile if they expected you to take business calls. No?

Surely your work landline number is your work number? The phone is just to run the authenticator service.

Would you even need a monthly plan for this kind of thing? It just needs to be able to install the app and run it. If it needs internet you can connect to WiFi. You can get a sim free android for about £50 outright now.

I work with a number of shops (all belonging to one family) to try to make sure that we send enough stock from the company’s warehouse to them.

Yeah I’d say that’s a simple one .

No. And if there was an alternative I’d not use WhatsApp.