you are a wise man

I am glad our paths crossed in this reality

when you make cereal, do you put the flakes in first or the water

especially in a police interrogation room

ah the Cosby technique

Must really have been super shit if you remember how awful it was 20+ years later

Anything in particular that sent you over the edge?

Hi

Even if you know the hallucinations aren’t real, I think it’s still considered a symptom of schizophrenia.

I don’t think you’ve been scammed by the psychiatrist.
That bill sounds standard for healthcare in the USA, unfortunately.

As far as I’m aware, a lot of psychiatric medication can take weeks or months before you start feeling the benefits. Let your psychiatrist know if you’re not responding to the treatment.

Wishing you the best, mate.

Super calming and warm

Numerology

They are so unhinged that the doorknob has melted to the floor.

It also seeps into every other batshit conspiracy theory eventually. It’s huge in QAnon. If you see a number, pack your bags, it’s jover.

1+1 = 2

Do you know what else there were two of? The twin towers. How many planes hit the twin towers? Exactly two. How many times has my wife left me? Only once, but one day I will get the kids back. Fuck you judge McNally

10 digits, infinite bullshit

idk probably like detaching my brain stem with a hammer or something

cum razor

Now someone port doom to Dolphin or GIMP

I have no idea what that will even look like, but if I say it’s not possible, I will be wrong.

they usually just use my first name

I’m going to read it later, but if I don’t find a little red Saddam Hussein hidden in there I’ll be disappointed

edit: eh my day wasn’t good anyway

It’s a public holiday today in South Africa. (Good Friday)

So I came up with a cheeky dad joke

“What holiday is it? Workers day? Freedom day?”

“Good Friday”

“Every Friday is a good Friday”

I got two chuckles

Dang, now I really want an extra pair of arms.

Anyone up to date with prosthetic limb technology?

Think maybe I can glue em to my ribs or something?