Who gives a fuck that doesn’t entitle them to ruin his life.

Reminder that “poor Gary” was selling pirated roms.

Oh, the horror! I guess that justifies ruining his life forever.

Ah yes, the despicable crime of selling bootlegs can only be punished by permanent service to a billion dollar company. Makes sense.

I thought he was selling chips that let you do piracy

Either way, he and his descendants should be indentured servants to Nintendo. His lineage must be shamed.

I pirated my dick straight into your dad’s ass.

lmao imagine thinking this makes him look less symathetic rather than more. What a fucking loser you are.