• Dandroid@sh.itjust.works
      2·
      8 months ago

      I’m thinking of the episode of That '70s Show where Kelso’s dad is trying to explain to Kelso what he does for a homework assignment.

      Kelso: “OK, let’s get started. Question number one, what’s your job?”

      John: “I’m a senior executive statistical analysis technician.”

      Kelso: “You’re a senior execu… what?”

      John: “Well, in plain English, I concatenate the verse statistical information to maximize the potential utilization of data.”

      Kelso: “So you give people data!”

      ( Kelso is on the verge of writing it down. )

      John: “A lot of people think that. No. My job’s not about output, it’s about throughput.”

      Kelso: “So you throughput data!”

      John: “Well, now you’ve lost me, son. Oh, listen Michael, you know the eight tracks you love so much?”

      Kelso: “You make them!”

      John: “No, but because of us, other people who make them are able to make them better.”

      Kelso: “So, you fix stuff!”

      John: “You could say that…”

      ( Kelso starts writing. )

      John: “But I wouldn’t.”

      ( Kelso erases it with frustration. )

      And then it keeps going on the like for a while.

    • shea@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      2·
      8 months ago

      Im gonna guess, is that a job where you advise a company on how to organize, store, and use “enterprise content” (im gonna guess that’s like internal materials like training stuff, internal tools/software)

      • Diplomjodler@feddit.de
        1·
        8 months ago

        My job is to leverage the core competencies of my employer into win win scenarios by proactively and synergistically reengineering document based processes. I hope that clears it up.