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    Jedi: We teach restraint to powerful individuals to keep the universe in harmony. This means defending the weak, and often preserving the status quo.

    Sith: We teach powerful individuals to fuck shit up, including each other, just because they can. This means culling the weak, and shaking up the status quo.

    StarWars Leftists: Jedi are protecting the peace, the council is righteous!
    StarWars Libs: Sith are changing the status quo! They’re anti corruption!
    StarWars Centrists: These two are virtually the same!