We’re talking about Unix so being as pedantic as possible is actually required.

Hot and a good cook? Is she single?

Is there a way to jailbreak an Android phone using this exploit?

But I neeeeed 587 browser tabs for research!

“crypto powered” portable console

barfs

Do you live in a limestone quarry?

Hey man, it’s probably cheap rent.

If you want to give back but don’t have coding skills, you can always be nice and help onboard new users! There’s always been this attitude of ‘linux is better’ immediately followed by ‘rtfm n00b’ when users try to get started. A more sympathetic crowd would go a long way.

Being able to buy a house by selling bugs and rocks would be cool.

Hot potato!

As a proctologist I recommend against this.

No I believe you have to download more RAM actually. But what would I know I’m just a proctologist.

Why use many word, when few word do trick?