Alcohol and weed don’t sound appealing.
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My mum was raised without eating pork (they just didn’t have it growing up), and my dad saw and heard the abattoir near daily and associates the smell of pork with screaming children.
On the odd weekend when they were both away, us kids would sprint to the store, grab reams of bacon and cook it fast on the sly for a real fry-up. We’d have to air out the house as well afterwards to get rid of the smell, but they’d always know and complain about it when they got back
I’m so glad your mom and dad found each other.
Protip for if you find a time machine: Charcoal Grill, fire extinguisher, tinfoil, and a pan that’ll fit in the grill. Start your grill, get it all hot and stuff, line your pan with foil, drop your bacon on, cover, and check occasionally, flip when needed. DO NOT spill the grease, but if you do that’s why the fire extinguisher is here. For best results use thick cut bacon (always).
Keeps the smell outside and it’ll be some of the best bacon you’ve ever had, it’s just kiiiind of a fire hazard…
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“Alcohol and weed don’t sound appealing.”
<insert>We are not the same meme
Sleep on her side of the bed. Then don’t tell her what you did.
She’ll know. The smell. Also the breadcrumbs.
Sext her.
Sext her sister
Sext her sister’s BIL
Pee in all the sinks.
Ooh, study for 14 hours straight and forget to eat! That’s usually what I do. Wild times.
You guys are amazing
I watch horribly artsy movies or put speed runs on the big TV, blast music aloud, I order a pizza, and I consume the substances you don’t find appealing, and I wear the same clothes the entire time without changing
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I have not, but something from Cronenberg sounds right up my alley!
Try a tab of lsd and go for a nice walk in the woods
Just to add to this. Take a nice shower, eat something light, wear comfy cloths, and take your trip. Stay safe, enjoy, and have bottle of water with you :)
Have you thought of lipstick and nail polish?
When my partner is out of town, I put porn on the big screen
Cocaine feels like a good time.
Truest statement.
Buy one of those silicone eggs to jerk off with
