Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 8 months agoWife's out of town for the weekend and I want to get into some debauchery, any suggestions?message-squaremessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down116file-text
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareWife's out of town for the weekend and I want to get into some debauchery, any suggestions?Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 8 months agomessage-square24fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarerustyfish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·8 months agoSleep on her side of the bed. Then don’t tell her what you did.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 months agoShe’ll know. The smell. Also the breadcrumbs.
Sleep on her side of the bed. Then don’t tell her what you did.
She’ll know. The smell. Also the breadcrumbs.